neg to the lect

i never wanted an internet blog anyway, i was forced to get one, therefore it's not technically neglect... like if you got a puppy that you didn't really want and then.. actually that's not a good line to take..

anyhooo...

it's been mental lately! where have you been! you've missed all kinds of wacky fun!

NOT.

(diversion: i maintain that, were it still 2000 i would be cool)

hmm, recap anyone?:

• saw tegan and sarah, they were the sex. not literally. unfortunately...


• raped EDEXCEL for my Alevels, that, i think is a hideous trick, seriously, how the fuck did i get an A in maths?! MATHS?! i fucking hate maths...


• soo... as a result of the above i got into cambridge, this is a slight problem being as how: a)i don;t actually know anything b)i will hate everyone there c)i have read a sum total of 0.5 of the books on the reading list d)i actually am incapable of looking after myself


• went to amsterdam, it was good. i enjoyed it, i liked the beer and the weed and the people (not hookers)


• found out that two of my closest friends are complete cunts who should actually go fuck themselves (one of them needs to, her boyfriend won;t do it for her..)

so yeah. that was a great end to the summer, 3 weeks before i am due to leave my best friend basically tells me she never wants to see me again. nice huh? but at least i have alex:

anything but studying.

what i've been up to:

and then i went to London and Chinatown at 10pm. it was an adventure. and the trip was awesome. but it made me miss a particular person even more.

all this and i am desperately trying to pass my A levels, which is tricky when i have kinda given up.... but it's still stressing me out. and i really really can't wait till monday, then i will have no more maths ever. EVER!

oooh, muse on saturday, i'm a bit excited. should be fecking awesome, apart from the whole mcr as support thing......

anyhoo.. tegan and sarah's new album is pretty fucking cool. as is the person who STOLE it.

did you know cos2A= cos^2A-sin^2A?

interesting i think you'll agree......

hmm? (i have possibly posted under that title before)

gah! today was my last day of college EVER!! is it wrong that i miss it already? and just to deepen the blow jesus made geography and politics the last two lessons...

although geography was boring as fuck.... but jenny did pause as if she was going to hug me and shelly when we presented her with her geographical mug.....

then we watched saved in politics. it's about jesus freaks. ha! religion... andros seemed to like his cake, it had thomas jefferson's face on it. thank you asda....

i'm going to barbados tomorrow. i am excited (obviously), but kinda sad. a week is a long time for me to be without a phone or computer. i know that sounds sad but i have good reason. i will miss someone, even though that someone is slowly ROBBING ME OF ALL MY MONEY. i spose that could be seen as my fault, being as how i keep making bets with her.

curse the irish!!

anyhoo.... i'm going to go lie in the grass and enjoy the sunshine before i enter the furnace of the carribbean... i may well die of heat exhaustion. goths shouldn't holiday in the sun....

maths is wank.

do you know what is really shite?
maths.
like really really shit. i am sat here trying to work this stuff out and it actually means nothing to me. i am just doing this to numbers with no basic understanding of why?
gah! this is why i am such a humanities ho. i just want to understand why something happens.
you know what tells me this?
GEOGRAPHY and POLITICS.
yes, they alone are the sexiest subjects possible. fuck maths and that science shit

anyway, the rest of my week has been pretty awesome. some northern irish girl sent me some stuff in the post (see below). best present ever.

and then i went to a birthday party with a bouncy castle. that was better than maths. but then being put through a mincer would be a more pleasurable experience than maths for me...

this is how much i hate maths, this experience:

was at least 4382957884786576 times more pleasurable than maths, even though i couldn't breathe and had boys all over me....

hmm, well in two months or so i will never have to do maths again. and hopefully there will be a miracle and i will ace my exams and go to cambridge... can;t see it happening myself.

my major fault.

yeah.... so i have a slight tendency to enter debates....

often on topic i have no kind of technological knowledge. or with people who i like rather too much to be debating with....

like arguing about human rights with my girlfriend. who wants to be a lawyer. i'm just doing it for fun and i know she is getting really quite cross with me. ok yeah, now i am getting into it. i'd rather not be tortured or have my freedom of expression removed though. or one placed above the other in terms of importance.....

am i the only person who would totally become a freedom fighter if it came to it? i hope not.... maybe i am just too left wing. and she's too.... non-left wing...

hmm.... i need to bring up capital punishment so i have plenty of time before july if she needs to be corrected.

not only am i argumentative, i am also arrogant ...

next year

i have a feeling next year will be the best yet, whether it is spent in cambridge or london.

distance from cambridge to london: 44 miles or 70.8 Kilometers

i can live with that.

0 miles would be better though....

am i insane or do other people miss certain people if they don't see/speak to them all day. well i don't care if it's insane, it goes well with my personality.

i don't really know where this is going... common theme in my life.. but hmm... yes.

i have drunk two beers from boots. yeah, the chemist type thing. this is my excuse. apparently this level of alcohol makes me drunk. i disagree with the numerous people saying this. i don't recommend drinking alcohol from boots, especially not american style lager, that stuff is just water. however, i do recommend buying me alcohol.

i am broke.

i have no passport.

i don't live in northern ireland.

therefore i am sad.

blogging at digital gunpoint.

hmm... my first blog should have some kind of effort put into it....

just not going to happen....

maybe there would be more of an attempt to make this vaguely interesting if:
a) i was writing this of my own free will
b)i had some delusion it would be read by someone other than the gun holder.

hmm... i love that gun holder though...

do you know what i don't love though? distances. like, i've never been a fan of any kind of physics based malarkey but why has no one invented a teleporting device? seriously, how hard can it be?

^that's why i don't do physics. plus it's for gays.

shit. this is just verbal vomit. it's not even verbal, i could actually choose to erase it and write something that at least made some kind of sense. but you know what? i can't be fucking arsed. i have maths to do, and people to miss.

do you think i like rhetorical questions or something?

sooooo....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/6552333.stm

^they're insane, right? i think so. i am down with the whole internet thing, that's cool in my book. very very cool. ice cool in fact. but marriage?! come on!

ok, i've just written a lot and none of it is of any kind of use to society at large... bummer.

ha! you read all that^ dude. well done.